I was informed this week by a friend, that when you carry weight below your belly button and above your...... ummmm, private area, that it is called an apron! Well chicks, I have an apron! Built-in for all to see.
I have not always had an apron. It snuck up on me this year. In fact I think someone put it on me in the middle of the night while I was fast asleep.
SOOOOO to take care of this problem I have joined a gym. I have week one under my belt...where the apron is. Sore does not describe my state. I am too weak to stand & too sore to sit and then get back up. So I have been dragging myself around....with my apron of course...oh, it is a lovely site.
One of the reasons that the apron concerns me so is that I have a REALLY BIG birthday coming up in a couple of months. And an apron just doesn't fit into the whole celebration.
My "plan" is that in the near future the only apron I will be talking about will be...
one I can fold up and put away..... like this!
I hadn't heard apron before either, but I needed a better word for it than some that I've heard. Mine came with the kiddos.
Good for you for working yours off. You'll fold it up and put it in a drawer in no time!
Posted by: Heather of the EO | February 21, 2009 at 03:39 PM
I have never heard it called an apron but it cracks me up. LOL I have one for sure and would really like to get rid of it for good. Good for you in getting to the gym. I need some to get moving more too.
Posted by: Joan | February 21, 2009 at 08:01 PM
Oh honey, we call them muffin tops 'round here. Some days I've got one, some days not...it all depends on what I've been eating lately!
Good luck with the gym. I'm so not brave enough for that!
Posted by: Kristen@nosmallthing | February 21, 2009 at 08:38 PM
So...I'm not even gonna talk about how out of control my apron is. :) I can't blame it on the baby anymore, because my baby is 3...hmmm, must be those potatoes that I just can't give up...
Posted by: Jackie@Our Moments, Our Memories | February 23, 2009 at 01:42 AM